Oh heyyy

So gee it's been a year since I blogged last. Awkward.

It's because I've been in Italy. Eating endless amounts of pasta and winking seductively at the locals....in hopes that they will bring me more pasta.

Jokes. I haven't been doing any of that.

But anyway. I hope y'all had a good holiday season and new year. I hope you were cooler than me and stayed all the way up to midnight instead of going to bed at like 9:30. I hope you made a ton of really inspirational new years resolutions, that you know you are going to break in about 2 weeks.

I don't actually make new years resolutions. Because pretty much I always end up doing the exact opposite. Like the year I vowed I would grow my hair out, I cut it all off 3 months later. So this year I made some fool proof resolutions

New Years Resolutions 2014

• Eat horribly unhealthy foods every day
• Become a menace to society
• Date every creeper you come in contact with
• Never dye your roots. Let everyone know that you are 19 and have gray hair. 
• Don't save money. Give that stuff away like it's your job

Hooray for goal making.

But for a real life update ummm lemme just show you with various visuals what I've been up to.

Current dating situation neatly summed up by Patrick. and Madam Mim. (or however you spell it)

I am in school (kinda) this semester. So yay for not drowning in my own ignorance. The downside is being educated is very expensive. So instead of being ignorant with money...now I'm smart and living in poverty. How am I managing the strain of education? Not sleeping.

I clearly do not care about my looks anymore. I've completely dropped the 'chic' off of 'hobo chic' and went full hobo. (Life advice: never go full hobo) Despite the fact that people are probably going to start handing me their spare change due to my appearance, I don't actually care. Plus I could use the change.

In case I got anybody excited or curious about my dating life from the update. This is how I'm spending my Friday nights. So calm down.


And the wrap it all up, let me share my go to advice in every situation.